Reasons why you should date me
I'm currently single, so here are all the reasons why you should date me:
- I will cook for you.
- I'm funny sometimes.
- I will laugh at all of your jokes.
- I will hold your hands during the scary parts of a horror movie, even though I'm also scared.
- I can drive you places or pick you up.
- When you're having a bad day, I will give you lots of hugs (if you want me to).
- I will send you funny pictures or animal videos that remind me of you.
- I will remind you to drink enough water and have a snack when you're low on energy.
- You can ramble about your interests and I will listen and ask you questions about it.
- I can plan our dates and stuff, if you want me to.
- People have told me that I have very pretty eyes.
- If you're scared of spiders, I will pick them up and move them outside.
- I will remember your birthday.
- I can take a little black-and-white portrait of you and put it in a locket, so I can show it to people and tell them that you're my beloved who I can't wait to see once this damned war is over.
- I will just get you stuff that I think you might like. Snacks, books, drawings and so on.
- I get really clingy and start talking gibberish after midnight. Just thought you should know.
- If you ever get kidnapped, I will use my detective skills to locate your kidnappers and free you with my super-human fighting abilities.
- I will draw little animals and other cute stuff and leave the drawings around for you to find.
- We can do roleplay scenes as characters from movies and books and stuff, just for fun.
- If we ever find ourselves as the last two survivors of a spaceship crash and the life support systems are failing and we are running out of oxygen, I will share my last breath with you in a tender kiss, so you will close your eyes and we won't have to watch each other die.